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Hilarious News stories

 A New Jersey man trying to exterminate insects in his apartment blew it up instead. Isias Vidal Maceda was unhurt in the incident, but 80 percent of his apartment was destroyed.

Local newspapers reported on Thursday that an 11 year old boy, Gabriel Almeida, was playing in his uncle's backyard in the city of Belo Horizonte when a pit bull named Tita lunged at him and bit him in the left arm. Almeida grabbed the dog by the neck and bit back — biting so hard that he lost a canine tooth.

The Belgium news agency Belga reported in November that
a man suspected of robbing a jewelry store in Liege said
he couldn't have done it because he was busy breaking into
a school at the same time. Police then arrested him for
breaking into the school.

The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a
Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 8:50am flashed a gun and demanded cash.
The clerk tuned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register
without a food order.
When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available
for breakfast.

The man, frustrated, walked away.

A man walked into a 7-11, put a $20 bill on the counter and asked for change.
When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for
all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided.

The man took the cash from the clerk and fled--leaving the $20 bill
on the counter.

The total amount of cash he got from the drawer? Fifteen dollars. 

45 year-old Amy Brasher was arrested in San Antonio, Texas,
after a mechanic reported to police that 18 packages of
marijuana were packed in the engine compartment of the car
which she had brought to the mechanic for an oil change.
According to police, Brasher later said that she didn't
realize that the mechanic would have to raise the hood to
change the oil.

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Movie reviews

STARDUST

This movie was  HI-LAR_I_OUS. It had a grim since of humor though because you crack up laughing hysterically when someone dies, weird I know. This movie is full of fantasy and adventure. The acting was pretty good and Robert Dinero plays an exceptionally amazing gay man. 

Hello all readers of my blog!  Let's see what is new in my life? Well, today I went to Ellyn's swim meet. She rocked my socks off. I wish I had the talent of swimming because not only do you get quite muscular from it, you also have a great tan all the time. Also, driving home from the swim meet I encountered something you don't see to often, all the electricity went off in Ozark, which means that all the stop lights went out. Apparently, you treat that as a four way stop, although some people were not quite getting the gist of it therefor causing near collisions. I think I've come down with a severe case of road rage after today. I am a very aggressive driver if you've ever ridden with me you would know that I don't ever drive defensively also I often don't pay attention while driving one of the many reasons people refuse to ride with me :) 

Anyway here are some pictures from the slip n' slide we did. it was sweet action!

Yesterday Clair and I were sitting in the backyard thinking how we could persuade someone to let us swim in their pool. Well, nothing came to mind so we decided to make a slip-in-slide. But, that got just a tad bit boring after a while, so we decided to fill the kiddie pool with bubbles and water. Ohhh, what fun we had. Here's some pics of our fun Wednesday afternoon. 

Bailey's movie reviews

I went to see Kung fu panda yesterday, and honestly didn't expect it to be any good. But, I was completely wrong, it was freakin hilarious!!! I would definitely recommend this to anyone that likes to laugh. Kung Fu panda has a good plot and a good meaning to it and Jack Black makes it so funny. Scadush. 

Lake

No worries we got to go to the lake yesterday with Clair and Levi! It was a lot of fun except I have a massive sunburn that is the worst I have ever have. AHH it hurts :( Went for the first time to Levi's house and it is HUMONGOUS it is the biggest house I've ever been in in my entire life! But the best part of the entire house is the shower. Oh my lord it is amazing. And his moms closet is as big as my room!!! not even joking I am being fer real. Swimming was a blast and seeing clair, ellyn and levi jump off dock that is taller than my house that was pretty cool. I LOVE SUMMER.